Hello I am Zach ( insert dramatic music) I am the boss of everything, I am about 10 years old. I do not like anyone or anything. I spent my days on my pedestal scratching people who try petting me for too long without paying a fee, the fee is food of course.
At nights I beat up every cat that crosses my path. I sometimes pee on boats that may have a cat living aboard, I just want this cat to know I am the boss in case no told them